Öljy iskee tuulettimeen

Eräät muut blogit linkittävät kiinnostaviin artikkeleihin joten minäkin halusin koittaa. Aloitetaan siteeraamalla New York TimesiaWeekly World Newsiä:

Shockingly, many top-tier cover girls have signed a pact with the Devil, a leading expert in the occult asserts. But beauty -- and the glamorous lifestyle, fame and fortune enjoyed by supermodels -- comes at a terrible price.

"In return, the models must engage in unspeakable orgiastic rituals involving human sacrifice plus date really unattractive older Satanist priests," the researcher contends.

"If your husband comes out of the bathroom red-faced and clutching the swimsuit issue of Sports Illustrated, you can be sure one of Satan's minions is having an effect on him," Iggleton points out.

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Ja sen sijaan että lukisin Knuthia, luen keskusteluketjua jossa selvitetään mitä tapahtuisi jos ihminen joisi myrkkysumakin lehdistä uutettua teetä:

He's likely to have trouble, however, when the oil hits his anus.

Via Fark. Kun tänään liityin Air Canadan Frequent Flyer -ohjelmaan, merkitsin tittelikseni "Dr." kuten oikein onkin.